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Alright, with the feeds not starting until Sunday, this gives me a few more days to really catch up on the profiles before I am buried in watching feeds. As you saw, the season began last night, which is nice because I can add some screenshots to these posts now. Like this…

Needless to say, Kelley is going to be a gold mine for facial expressions based on last night alone. She’d be the worst poker player in history and I’m sure that also won’t help her game inside the house, either.
Her interview is basically similar to her intro on the show. Talks about how she travels a lot, lives in a small town, etc, etc. What threw me off is that she mentioned this is the 25th anniversary of the show. I was about to make fun of her, but then I used my fingers and toes to count up the actual years, and sure enough, the exact 25th anniversary of the show is 7/5/2025. I was completely thrown off because of the one winter season, as well as season 1 beginning in 2000 (which explains why we’re on 27)
Wow, a whole section about nothing to do with Kelley. I really do ramble, don’t I?
Anyway, Kelley screams early exit to me. I don’t know why, just a vibe I get, especially after she was already making fun of Amy in the DR. To be fair, she was absolutely right, Amy was super loud, but if you’re shitting on people day 1, by day 20 it could be wild.
It also doesn’t help that she has a BF which is sad to say but all these guys seem to be mostly single so early on, she’s not going to be able to build any flirty connections with the guys. Just a guess. For her facial expressions, I hope she is around a long time, but I’m just not seeing it.